Flat Earther Throws Up to Prove He Has Not “Swallowed Lies”

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A man reportedly induced himself to vomit when told by Atheists that the world is a sphere. Reginald Regiss, 52, is one of a small number of flat earth proponents. “Its a conspiracy!” he shouted at the atheists “I haven’t swallowed no lies! See!” After shoving his hand forcefully down his throat, he pointed at the fresh pool of vomit as evidence that he had indeed never “swallowed lies”. He told AnthropicPress: “I had to show them! I had to. They can’t even give physical evidence as to how a chicken could produce a dog, which is what they say. I showed them that my theories are sound!”

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